Ted Stevens celebrity replacement

In an effort to regain the Senate seat in Alaska, a top secret celebrity replacement op has been performed. Reports indicate that Ted Stevens' doppleganger is actually Paul McCartney. "After he disappeared in 1968, he didn't really die," says Dr. James Brent, calling the Paul-is-dead theory a "false flag" rumor. "Instead he went into politics in Alaska and has been bringing home the bacon ever since."

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